Can I borrow your dog?

[Jared]

I'd like to take him for a walk once in a while, but then give him back when it's time for me to go home :-)

[vinyldrummergrl]

No, I'm not gonna let you exploit my dog so you can meet women in the park.

[ilanadmon]

I always thought I should start two businesses, a dog walking service, and a dog rental for singles. Nothing like being the middle man :)
Anyway, you’re more than welcome to take Nico out whenever you want (in fact if you can take her out right now I’d really appreciate it, it’s way too cold out there).

[Jared]

I always liked Seinfeld's joke about how Aliens would probably think that dogs are the rulers and humans are servants cuz we're the ones walking behind them and picking up their shyte. I can't imagine what the dogs must think about that. It must be very odd for them...

[ilanadmon]

I'm sure they'll agree with the aliens

[oatmeal]

The joke is on us. The dogs are the aliens! ;)

[Jared]

They finally duped us, the stupid upright monkey with less hair.

[Mel_K]

Here my dear lil' martians we see the silly Homo sapiens yet again being fooled by our simple ploys. As you can see they still have a lot to learn. Not let us move on ahead to the Venetians. Come light speed please!:D

[Jared]

Yes, our plans are finally coming to fruition....

muahahahahahaha